Airport Story
- Me: Two double cheeseburgers with only lettuce and mustard please.
- McDonalds Bitch: So you want two double cheeseburgers?
- Me: Yes with only lettuce and mustard.
- McDonalds Bitch: It doesn't come with lettuce, so you want to add it?
- Me: Sure. Yea.
- McDonalds Bitch: Wait, so what do you not want on it?
- Me: I have no idea what's on it, but I only want lettuce and mustard.
- McDonalds Bitch: Well it has onions, ketchup, and tomato.
- Me: Yea take all of that off.
- McDonalds Bitch: Ok, the mcflurry flavors are Oreo and M&M.
- Me: ... *i did not say the word mcflurry*
- Me: Just the cheeseburgers.
- Me five minutes later: Do you guys have any mustard packets?
Nipples
Nipples are formed in the womb when tiny black (possibly a very dark blue) holes form around the embryo, through these a race of tiny and nefarious extra-dimension beings travel, and construct the so called nipple on the child. While in our universe nipples have been linked to very few deaths, and generally appear innocuous, they are in actual fact weapons of unimaginable destructive power: trans-dimensional Giga-lasers which constantly strike at worlds in other dimensions, decimating stocks of shrimp and other shell fish.
